Always use protection! This FANGORIA drink sleeve keeps your precious beverages perfectly chilled; in fact, It’s been statistically proven that using a koozie doubles the time you have to enjoy a cold one. Since the koozie foam is composed of a dense network of little air bubbles, heat has to fight its way through the microscopic chambers like Bruce Lee in Game of Death. Meanwhile, the sleek, minimalistic logo displays the holder’s perfect taste. At a cheap $5, this koozie is one of the best quick gifts for horror fans. Or combine it with the FANGORIA tote for a picnic bundle.
Australians, we’ve heard you call this thing a stubby holder. Are you guys okay?